My name is Emily and I should probably be doing something else right now.

howtobeterrell:

cosbyykidd:

lavender-ice:

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

omfg

I SWEAR

My mom does this shit all the time

(via lucirinthenight)

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29 minutes ago

yaesthetic:

come on playground lets get sickening!

(Source: onlylolgifs, via hookbillkoopa)

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Posted
1 hour ago

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

darrenpillowscriss:

legolas-in-a-dress:

ohsweetcrepes:

CLICK THIS AND WAIT FOR LIKE 5-10 SECONDS

NO SERIOUSLY DO IT

OMG THIS IS PERFECT

THERE’S

MORE

OF

THEM

CLICK

ON

THESE

LINKS

OMFG I’m Dying.

(via oreoofficial)

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Posted
2 hours ago
redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

(via marizzo22)

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Posted
5 hours ago

mbmbmbmbm:

i was at the movies watching catching fire and just before finnick appears for the first time some guy yelled out “WHERES FINNICK???” and there was a collective shhhh from the rest of the cinema

but then a few seconds later finnick appears and the guy goes “ODAIR HE IS” and i think everyone in the cinema just choked on their popcorn

(Source: lasagnelasagne, via 221bitssmallerontheoutside)

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99615
Posted
5 hours ago
Best of Chris Evans at San Diego Comic Con 2014

(Source: natalienovna, via flyntcoal)

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Posted
6 hours ago
wesleh:

“In the fifth grade I was arrested from school and suspended for a week cause I made blueprints and plans and went through the classrooms stealing all the Goosebumps books. I was successful with three classrooms. The way I did it, every week I came home with a certain amount. I had numbers one through 73. Then I fucking got caught. And I was a little smartass, so I was like, What a coincidence! A black youth getting arrested for wanting to read. So I made a list of everyone I thought snitched on me, who I was going to kill and torture.” — Tyler, The Creator.

wesleh:

“In the fifth grade I was arrested from school and suspended for a week cause I made blueprints and plans and went through the classrooms stealing all the Goosebumps books. I was successful with three classrooms. The way I did it, every week I came home with a certain amount. I had numbers one through 73. Then I fucking got caught. And I was a little smartass, so I was like, What a coincidence! A black youth getting arrested for wanting to read. So I made a list of everyone I thought snitched on me, who I was going to kill and torture.” 
— Tyler, The Creator.

(Source: worldgonemad, via nintendontdodrugs)

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Posted
6 hours ago

bveryverygood:

twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!

More on our FB page- http://facebook.com/twinzik.twins

THIS IS SMASHING

(via nintendwoah)

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62999
Posted
6 hours ago

lunasoraya:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

This had me in actual stitches

(via gavinfreeiskillingme)

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Posted
6 hours ago

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

(via heliolisk)

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Posted
6 hours ago

nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control

(Source: Washington Post, via thomasbongalter)

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Posted
6 hours ago
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